Have you ever seen TV footage of old folks homes where they are singing along, and sometimes dancing, to old favourites from their particular relevant era? For a long, long time it seemed to me that here in the UK an awful lot of mileage was squeezed out of Flanagan & Allen’s ‘Underneath the Arches’. Time moves on however and not to put too fine a point on it, people die, so that Messrs. Flanagan & Allen no longer had very much significance to the bulk of the new batch of retirees/elderly. I recently saw a particular piece of film footage showing a retirement home where Frank Sinatra and Bobby Darren were now the artistes of choice. It’s good to see that things have finally moved on but also kind of alarming to me that I too like these songs. (I guess old age is closer than you think)!
I’ve often wondered, and it made me think again: What music would they play for me in my dotage? To be honest, my music taste is so widespread, so eclectic and covers such a large time span that it could be anything from T Rex to Michael Jackson right up to a smattering of music from the present day. There is a lot of music that is relevant to me, some conjuring up interesting visions in the future of the old folks home with geriatrics gyrating and singing along. Frankly, some songs might have to be banned on health and safety grounds – I can imagine the thumping, catchy beats causing a few slipped discs in over-enthusiastic pensioners (like me).
Here’s the thing though, is it just me or do you find that, particularly in recent years, music has rapidly descended further into the gutter, an unhealthy proportion of it being hate-filled and full of misery? So what will subsequent generations to me be singing and bopping along to? 50 Cent? Ke$ha? Now that’s something to really mess with your mind.
Thinking about who I’d like to be listening to prompted me to put together this short Marc Bolan tribute – I think this is who I’ll be voting for as a regular fixture at my weekly tea dance. Won’t you join me for a little turn around the dance floor?